If you give your mouse a cookie

[trip]

This is another charming book for children, brought to you by unenclyclopeida.




If You Give a Mouse a Cookie...

He'll probably bite your face.

And when he bites your face...

you just might catch rabies.

And if you catch rabies...

They'll give you several shots of Immunoglobulin in the belly button.

And when they give you several shots of Immunoglobulin in the belly button...

You'll probably go nuts from your own rabid pain and run around the hospital.

and when you run around the hospital...

You may just crash out of a window.

And when you crash out of a window...

You could badly cut yourself on the glass, or even land in a puddle.

And when you land in a puddle...

You will become murderously raged with your rabies-caused hydrophobia.

And when you become murderously raged...

You will brutally kill the nearest passer(s)-by.

And when you kill the nearest passer(s)-by...

You will run in a fright into the tranquil woodlands.

And when you run in a fright into the tranquil woodlands...

You just might meet a small mouse.

And when you meet that mouse...

And if you have a cookie...

You better fucking kill that fucker rodent. No shit.

[ineedspellcheck]

WOW!!! thats class!!!!! thats mother trucking fucking brilliant!!!!!!!!! no realy i'm not lieing its something that caught me.

[Ceri]

lol cool

[trip]

well the other unenclyclopedia alternative was how to kill you wife on a budget

[Ceri]

lol

[trip]

I'll tell you the first step for free, get yourself a whife if you dont already have one!! you can buy them in tescos canned or frozen, the frozen ones tend to be fresher but the canned are cheaper.

[ineedspellcheck]

WOW!!!!! more, more!