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Post by Aulius on Dec 4, 2008 15:44:10 GMT
O.o
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Post by christopf on Dec 4, 2008 20:57:34 GMT
Princess Jenkneefer... will NEVER get bored of walking along Brighton beach says: oh man im so full it physically hurts to move christopf says: you shoukdnt eat so much then Princess Jenkneefer... will NEVER get bored of walking along Brighton beach says: lol Princess Jenkneefer... will NEVER get bored of walking along Brighton beach says: i just got compared to our fridge christopf says: LOL! EPIC
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Post by littlepinkstars on Dec 4, 2008 21:18:16 GMT
In relation to the having hands thing, we were trying to put the door stop under the door with our feet and were failing, hence the realisation that I have hands.
And yeh. I'm a fatty. And apparently I'm a fridge cos I'm full of food. Except our fridge is mostly empty. Cos we can't afford food/be bothered to go shopping.
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Post by littlepinkstars on Dec 7, 2008 15:10:15 GMT
On facebook chat:
3:08pmJenny AND PRAISED FOR OUR GENUISNESS
*geniusness
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Post by littlepinkstars on Dec 8, 2008 0:55:59 GMT
Boy. Mattie can not wait for the day she marries Jenkneefur McLaren![/u] DFTBA says: ? Princess Jenkneefer Eileen Clarkson McLaren Brunton... LOOK CLAIRE, IT'S THE SEAAAAAAAAAAAA! says: can you spot the typo? hahahahahaha
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Post by StellaNero on Dec 10, 2008 19:01:50 GMT
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Post by Phoenix on Dec 11, 2008 17:37:15 GMT
at cambridge uni last night - 3rd year engineering guy half drunk was going on about 3D rotation (from what i understood of it) this girl: we normally talk about more exciting stuff than this other drunken 3rd year guy: *spins round suddenly* yeah! drugs and sex! girl: ur ridiculous... guy: NOO!! YOU'RE RIDICULOUS! *collapses on sofa*
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Post by Skyrider on Dec 11, 2008 18:40:02 GMT
This happened in philosophy today: (Sorry Tara...has to be done ) Discussing abortion and its illegality in Ireland. Tara: Yeah but if a baby is made out of rape... Rest of the class: XD
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Post by littlepinkstars on Dec 12, 2008 1:58:30 GMT
Sasha: I don't know my shoe size...yet I have shoes...
and
Princess Jenkneefur... got her dress says: s'up nigger? |** chloe **| says: ur up the nigger Princess Jenkneefur... got her dress says: up his anal hole |** chloe **| says: ur all up in his nasty ass Princess Jenkneefur... got her dress says: getting his cheap african aids |** chloe **| says: woh said he was african |** chloe **| says: he's an english nigger |** chloe **| says: u racist! Princess Jenkneefur... got her dress says: still. they're his kind
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Dec 13, 2008 18:14:35 GMT
Ben: You know, how many times does Ellen McArthur have to go round the world before she's a LESBIAN!
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Post by Phoenix on Dec 14, 2008 18:47:42 GMT
me : *picks up a sample bottle of perfume and sprays on arm* mum: waaiitt! thats for men! me: .. well it didnt say! mum: *points at tiny french writing on bottle*
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Post by Skyrider on Dec 14, 2008 20:31:36 GMT
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Post by The Director on Dec 14, 2008 22:30:35 GMT
Last night at the work Christmas Party:
(Hannah Petts has just just been served at the bar without being ID'd) Luke: WOW! You just got served!!! *Girl at the bar looks shifty* Everyone else: *face.palm*
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Post by StellaNero on Dec 16, 2008 18:08:12 GMT
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Post by littlepinkstars on Dec 17, 2008 2:09:40 GMT
Luke: It's ok guys, I have like an hour and a half before I puke, I can still feel my face Mark: What face? Luke: *longgggggggggggg pause*....my face!
Luke: Hey guys you know what? *grabs lip*
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Post by Vinnie on Dec 17, 2008 14:59:08 GMT
When you see it... I know this caused many ructions... but the first thing I noticed about this was that IT IS NOT A LIFE QUOTE! Bricks were not shat... faces were palmed.
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Post by StellaNero on Dec 17, 2008 18:29:23 GMT
^ Pragmatics, biatch.
Me: [putting together English coursework] It looks like I'm killing all the trees... Tom: Yeah, but then it'd be warmer outside!
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Post by Rubber on Dec 18, 2008 0:48:04 GMT
I actually don't get that picture. :\
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Post by StellaNero on Dec 27, 2008 21:19:20 GMT
A Damned Atheist Man said: Well you mentioned interview with the vampire and then said " need to go shower", It may be my mind here but I assumed there was a connection.
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Jan 2, 2009 18:54:30 GMT
Ben: (typed) i could be made stiff but probably not mounted
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Post by Phoenix on Jan 4, 2009 11:08:54 GMT
me, tara and ralph walking through a dark, nearly empty street, and we see dark shadows in front of us tara: ah, fuck. chavs. me: omg really?! *we walk silently past them* me: they were all over 60 yrs old...
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Post by Ceri on Jan 4, 2009 14:08:39 GMT
Drew and Matt are playing Gears of War 2 on the new XBOX306 while I try to get them ready for Pont's photo shoot. Went something like this.
Ceri: Shall I go get your kit down for you? Drew: Umm........I don't know where it is. Ceri: Well I do. Shall I go fetch it? Drew: I think there's one behind you, Matt. Ceri: *sigh* Are you listening? Drew: Huh? Um, yeah, it's upstairs. Ceri: I know. Shall I fetch it for you? Drew: OH MY GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
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Post by Aulius on Jan 4, 2009 16:54:32 GMT
I was helping my brother put up a shelf in his friends new flat (bastard told me were going to play pool..tho we did...after 2 hours of helping move stuff)
*Rich nails the shelf to the wall while I hold it up, both of us stand back*
Me: It's wonky Rich: No it isn't *I pick up a tennis ball from a box and places it on the shelf, it rolls off* Me: It's wonky Rich: Shit...well he won't notice for a while
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Post by StellaNero on Jan 4, 2009 19:13:59 GMT
HelfiX: there is nothing sexier than a dude sat in his boxers, cheetos dust in his beard/long hair, hunched behind a DM's* manual, the weight of his upper body propped up by his gut
*Dungeon Master in DnD, just in case you're left bemused =P
Edit: [when the thorn bush turns white.] says: -facepalm- Will says: -trappalmwithonehandpoketarainthesidewiththeother- [when the thorn bush turns white.] says: ...heyyy ¬_¬
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Post by Ceri on Jan 4, 2009 22:45:38 GMT
HelfiX: there is nothing sexier than a dude sat in his boxers, cheetos dust in his beard/long hair, hunched behind a DM's* manual, the weight of his upper body propped up by his gut Hahahahaha, I know so many people who fit that description ;D
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Post by StellaNero on Jan 6, 2009 14:32:06 GMT
[On phone planning trip to Norway] Ben: We could get a ferry to Bergen from Oslo. Me: Across the mainland...
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Post by Aulius on Jan 6, 2009 18:15:51 GMT
Omlyn > a WW2 ace was invited to a class to talk Omlyn > he was describing a dogfight Omlyn > he said "...and the fuckers were coming directly out of the sun" Omlyn > the class all laughs Omlyn > the teacher said " class class, a Fokker is a german airplane Omlyn > so the ww2 guy resumes Omlyn > "and as I was saying the fuckers in their messerschmidts were coming out of the sun..."
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Post by Ceri on Jan 8, 2009 20:46:49 GMT
In Wetherspoons drunkenly enjoying the new ale prices, and comparing the fact that my 'girl' drinks still cost a fortune:
Ceri: Would you like me more if I drank ale? Drew: ...yes. Ceri: *reaches for the nearest glass, which happens to be his* Drew: *snatching it back* Not MINE!
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Post by darkshadow on Jan 19, 2009 1:44:54 GMT
Joe: Did you get the joke? I don't know what inebriated means!! Mark: It means get very very drunk. Joe - to Cat: Babe, babe, I wanna get my knees bree ated!!
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Post by Aulius on Jan 19, 2009 9:05:09 GMT
While on the disccussion that what could be improved on our lessons, people start playing with the idea of smiley face stamps on work.
Reb: You could put it on all the work even if its bad! Steve: Yeah, This is bullshit! Smiley face!
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