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Post by Phoenix on Apr 29, 2009 8:12:50 GMT
Beth: (Explaining the importance of sharing amongst siblings) Everything is everyone's, except when it's mine
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Post by Aulius on May 1, 2009 21:58:48 GMT
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Post by Aulius on May 5, 2009 19:30:21 GMT
My brother got a new phone and the GPS wasn't working, he comes back an hour later.
Me: so does it work? *Rich fiddling with the phone causes it to slip out of his hands* Rich: It did...
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Post by littlepinkstars on May 6, 2009 12:58:48 GMT
Princess Jenkneefur... eughhh epic fail last night. says: how do you become a hardcore strawberry farmer?
Claire says: ummm.....first get lots of money....then buy some land....then buy some strawberry plants.....then wait....then go to tesco/asda/sainsburys/anywhere and say "please mister/mrs shop owner.....please buy my strawberries"
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Post by Ceri on May 8, 2009 11:06:51 GMT
Two things I read lately that amused me: A sign on a wall in our main building reads: CAUTION: WET PAINT RISK OF PAINT ON CLOTHING. KEEP OUT. My reaction: 1. "Fair enough." 2. "...Duh." 3. "Of what??" And, on our accommodation survey form: "A Mars bar will be given to each resident that returns their servey in person." Talk about persuasive techniques
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joanna
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"I am excited. In my trousers."
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Post by joanna on May 9, 2009 12:20:25 GMT
Me: I smell of fire. Claire: ......Are you on fire? Me: I don't think so... Claire: You should probably check. Me: Okay!
Five minutes later:
Me: Nope, I'm not on fire.
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Post by rebeccaluvsu on May 11, 2009 20:30:26 GMT
him: Im thinking about you in the shower....
me: Really? I dont rememer too much.
him: yeah its a little hazy
me: lol fun tho
him: come to think of it, what happened?
FACEPALM
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Post by Ceri on May 18, 2009 12:02:53 GMT
Ceri: Trouble is my boots aren't waterproof Ceri: Even though I sprayed them with the waterproofing thing Nigel: Buy some wellies then Ceri: I can't wear wellies at LARP Ceri: Best I can really do is my Timberlands Nigel: You could paint them to look as if they were made of leather or treebark or moss Ceri: ... Nigel: or chickens Ceri: ...yeeeeah, I'll stick with the Timberlands
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Post by Phoenix on May 20, 2009 8:20:56 GMT
*us trying to think of a present idea for our chemistry teacher* akaal: yeah, we're not going ahead with the periodic table on a mug idea anymore. me: u mean he already has one?? akaal: he has 2. *pause* both: awww ^_^
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Post by StellaNero on May 24, 2009 20:45:17 GMT
I <3 nerds:
I like the look of this work desktop very much. But ergonomically, I must warn you that having your screen off at an angle like that is bad for your neck in the long term. Should you wish to spend extended amounts of time at your screen, it should be moved approximately thirty centimeters to the right, as your co-worker opposite you has done.
If you are using the screen to shield off a particularly ugly colleague in another part of the office, I apologise for this unwarranted advice.
From a thread on britfa.gs, the entire thing is lol, but this extract made me have both urges of facepalm and a chuckle.
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 1, 2009 16:13:57 GMT
From my yearbook: In biology Puneet: Tagrid, eat a maggot! Bio teacher: In my 13 years of teaching, I have NEVER heard anyone say something so stupid! Puneet: Oh, sorry.
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 1, 2009 16:22:53 GMT
Chang: This is just baby fat!! They'll drop off when I turn 18!!
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Post by Phoenix on Jun 4, 2009 8:58:53 GMT
Last night at Propaganda -
Kerry: Theyre not English, theyre British...no!! theyre brazilian....nish
Kerry: I cant believe I forgot my ID on my 18th Me: I did that on my 18th, and apparently the helium balloon did not count as proof
Luke: *accidentally nudges me* Me: Sorry! Luke: You didnt move, I moved. Me: *waits a few seconds for it to sink in* Oh!
(trying to get Luke to stick his tongue out cos it was blue from the cocktail) Me: Come on!! Stick it out!! Stick it out!! Stick it allll out!!
Just now - watching 8 out of 10 cats tv: 33% of the people would rather die than face their worst fear. me: But my worst fear is death..
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Post by Aulius on Jun 25, 2009 16:38:30 GMT
While taking the Youtube survey:
Q:Which of the following tasks have you tried to accomplish on YouTube? Possibile answers: Reading a comment Writing a comment Rating a video Favouriting a video None of the above
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Post by littlepinkstars on Jun 26, 2009 9:17:37 GMT
Last night, playing Ring of Fire doing "catagories" and the catagory is Animals.
Me: Is it wrong that the first answer I could think of was 'cheese'?
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Post by Ceri on Jun 28, 2009 22:10:27 GMT
Ceri: Have you not had Mary in bed? Angela: No...I'm one of the few...
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Post by Aulius on Jul 20, 2009 22:42:26 GMT
Title of youtube vid:
"Emma watson gives me a half blood prince"
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Post by Phoenix on Jul 23, 2009 12:04:16 GMT
At a sale -
Me: omg belts for £3 each! *Turns around* OMG belts for £1 each!!!! *Grabs one* friend: you're low maintenance me: I want a hundred of these! friend: -facepalm-
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Post by Aulius on Aug 7, 2009 11:14:06 GMT
Outside the arthur last night.
Me: Radders I think your too drunk. Matt: You can never be too drunk! *Radders tries taking a chip from Matt but ends up spilling a load of them on the floor* Me: How about now?
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Post by StellaNero on Aug 19, 2009 20:54:40 GMT
["you're a murder tramp, murder tramp," i think he said.] says: *WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING? DC - HOW I SHOOT BOOK says: *all will be revealed ["you're a murder tramp, murder tramp," i think he said.] says: *o cmon, you'd tell me DC - HOW I SHOOT BOOK says: *yaaaaa *... you might not like it though ["you're a murder tramp, murder tramp," i think he said.] says: *what are its ingredients? DC - HOW I SHOOT BOOK says: *well *its basically *you *and me *becoming one ["you're a murder tramp, murder tramp," i think he said.] says: *lmao DC - HOW I SHOOT BOOK says: *along with the rest of the world ["you're a murder tramp, murder tramp," i think he said.] says: *like orgy, or like everyone inserts into eachother in one big huuuuuge chain? or, we all dissolve and become GOD DC - HOW I SHOOT BOOK says: *The third one *you know of it
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Post by Ceri on Aug 20, 2009 16:12:41 GMT
Drew: "If it's dead, we kill it!...again!"
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Post by Ceri on Sept 12, 2009 15:51:01 GMT
Ed: I'm gonna check my fist into your face hotel! Matt: Ooooh! Scary. Ed: You scared? Matt: No. Ed: Oh. ... Then I'm gonna check my cock into your arse hotel!
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Post by Ceri on Sept 12, 2009 15:51:30 GMT
Ceri: You're so special. Matt: Well you're gay. Ceri: Then at least I'm getting more girls than you!
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