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Post by Ceri on Aug 28, 2006 22:11:38 GMT
We've got a quote thread, but this is for real quotes, either funny, clever or just cool, that real people (you or others) have said. If anyone's said anything that's really stuck in your head recently that is worth repeating, let's hear it...
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Post by Aulius on Aug 28, 2006 22:27:24 GMT
"If live gives you lemons, I hope you choke on them and die...stupid lemon eater" - Scott Adams
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Post by Ceri on Aug 29, 2006 5:33:15 GMT
lol
"We're not the fuckers from Clockwork Orange" -- Chris Doran (maybe you had to be there)
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Post by Aulius on Aug 29, 2006 8:53:56 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]I was there, didnt make any sense to what we were doing at the time cause the people in CO were basically thugs[/glow]
We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. -- Winston Churchill
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Post by Ceri on Aug 29, 2006 8:59:29 GMT
^^ Quotes from people we know, not famous quotes. We've had a thread of those before.
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Post by Stanic on Aug 29, 2006 9:42:01 GMT
how did i know the clockwork orange quote would be in there "it wont be like that when i have kids. it'll be 'go to bed now you little shits, or i'll kick your fucking head in" - Mike Doran
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Post by Ceri on Aug 29, 2006 9:45:44 GMT
lol
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Post by Phoenix on Aug 29, 2006 10:19:14 GMT
Maths teacher: I used to be a pub owner Friend: (shocked) You gave up free alcohol for teaching? WHY?! Maths teacher: Because I like hockey and other sports Me: So...you became a maths teacher? (confused) Maths teacher: oh I like maths too *grins* Me and Friend: (confused)
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Post by Ceri on Aug 29, 2006 11:17:22 GMT
lol...
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Post by mc_nebula on Aug 29, 2006 12:45:20 GMT
Jenn0 (drunk) zombies with surfboards and shotguns??!!
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Post by The Director on Aug 29, 2006 12:47:27 GMT
I just had one of those "what the hell am I doing?" moments
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Post by Ceri on Aug 29, 2006 13:25:01 GMT
Ahhh now what was that quote from Jenn0? I wasn't there...
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Post by mc_nebula on Aug 29, 2006 14:16:06 GMT
(ME) 3, 4, 7 ? *SLAP'S FACE*
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Post by mc_nebula on Aug 29, 2006 14:17:00 GMT
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Post by Ceri on Aug 30, 2006 9:31:44 GMT
(Following tennis) Friend 1: I'm rubbish at ball games. Friend 2: You'll be useless when it comes to sex then!
(On Ruth and I being lesbianish) Alex: I love spectator sports!
EDIT: (female customer comes to my desk with a jug) Customer: I couldn't help myself. I love jugs. Ceri: You can never have too many jugs! ^^ Needless to say I answered before thinking about it...
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Sept 3, 2006 16:04:17 GMT
the famous Michael Dray quote from on msn a while back
MD: so Fi have you got another boyfriend yet? me: why do you care? MD: it's nothing to me Fi I've got one of my own
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Post by Aulius on Sept 3, 2006 16:31:34 GMT
Friend: What do you mean I'm not civiliazed? (Friend begins to pick his nose, and he wasn't joking)
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 3, 2006 17:21:48 GMT
lol
At Ralph's party Tara: (quite loudly) Why does no-one like tampons except me? Adzi: (turns around) WHAT?!
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Post by Aulius on Sept 3, 2006 17:35:09 GMT
lol missed that.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 3, 2006 18:01:03 GMT
oh yeah that's the one you missed because everyone was laughing and you didn't know why and tara didn't want to repeat herself
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Post by The Director on Sept 3, 2006 18:17:43 GMT
Very good...
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Post by Spawn on Sept 3, 2006 18:43:08 GMT
"Isn't a revolution the most revolutionary thing you can have" - Fi Edwards.
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 3, 2006 18:49:21 GMT
Ralph's party, upstairs Me: (points) awww! it's mini ralph!
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Post by Aulius on Sept 3, 2006 19:01:42 GMT
I said this ages ago:
"I've always been older than you haven't I?"
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Sept 3, 2006 19:41:35 GMT
no duh
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Post by Ceri on Sept 3, 2006 20:45:26 GMT
lol
(on birthdays) Ceri: I know someone else with a birthday in December! Jesus!
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Post by The Director on Sept 4, 2006 16:03:00 GMT
"We feel very strongly about piracy, We can believe how the little fu...... Wait, Is that a pomegranete seed. We'll have to get back to you on that"
-CMP
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Post by Ceri on Sept 4, 2006 21:32:14 GMT
Michael: You're confusing me. Ceri: I do try. Michael: It's nice to know you don't fail at everything in life.
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Post by Spawn on Sept 4, 2006 21:50:20 GMT
This conversation took place two days after spot (my dog) had been neutered
Mum: Hmm, I'm thinking of buying some balls for Spot Me: Doesn't that defeat the object of the operation.
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Post by Ceri on Sept 4, 2006 22:05:01 GMT
lol!!
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