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Post by Ceri on Sept 23, 2006 8:41:28 GMT
My Ravenstar name is just my name....
Maybe I should change it to Welshy
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Post by Aulius on Sept 23, 2006 8:54:16 GMT
How will we sign it without someone notciing
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Post by Ceri on Sept 23, 2006 8:55:12 GMT
lol
EDIT:
(Lisa the manager is looking around the enpty shop floor) Lisa: What have you done with them, Ceri? Ceri: Huh? Lisa: What have you done with all the customers? Ceri: I frightened them away. Lisa: Did you? Ceri: Yeah, I did. Lisa: Well done.
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Post by Ceri on Jan 25, 2007 14:05:22 GMT
Bumping the old thread because of what Kev just said:
Stuart: Ceri, you'vw got such tiny bony hands. Kev: Just because yours are big and meaty!
lol...
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Post by Spawn on Jan 25, 2007 14:11:04 GMT
Lol, I heard a good one in RE Me: " "Just like Judas" Person: "Isn't that like a band"
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Jan 25, 2007 16:00:57 GMT
Radders: snake whore with a man fetish Me: WTF???
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Post by Skyrider on Jan 25, 2007 16:57:05 GMT
Someone on Poland trip 2006: "Which two countries does the Channel tunnel connect? Isn't it England and America?"
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Post by StellaNero on Feb 23, 2007 15:30:31 GMT
I think the above was Jess actually xD Sounds like a Jess thing. Or one of bimbos like Carla or Claudia. To stick with the thread title: "Johnny is a less than well adjusted human being. He has the nasty habit of killing people. Usually quite brutally. It is very rare that the people he killed are not assholes." Quote from some site I went on to find pictures of Squee! from some scary uber fan guy.
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Post by Phoenix on Feb 23, 2007 15:37:16 GMT
not sure if i posted this before, but it came up in a PSHE lesson Teacher: "Today we'll discuss the problem of over crowded prisons. Anyone have any possible solutions to the problem?" Someone: "Bring back the death penalty"
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Post by StellaNero on Feb 23, 2007 15:52:28 GMT
Here's another, literally just now, my sister's gone in the kitchen and I hear: "Uh ohhhhhhh.... that's not very good..." Hmm.
...And now she's meowing with Billy [the cat] [Yes, short for Bilbo].
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Post by Aulius on Feb 23, 2007 17:04:39 GMT
In IT
Teacher: And how is playing games supposed to help you learn? Person: Well this one teaches me what angles are good for sending sea lions and stuff across ice to get the furthest distance and and...its really educational, I'm learning stuff. Teacher: What are you supposed to be doing in school? Person: Learning, so can I go back to my game now?
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Post by Spawn on Feb 23, 2007 18:35:04 GMT
Me, while trying to prove to someone they didn't have manly hands.
"Seriously, I wouldn't hold your hand if they were femminine...I mean masculine...Oh I don't know!"
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Feb 24, 2007 10:25:24 GMT
I dunno if that's a direct quote but its sorta on the same lines of most of our conversation (that person was me )- Raaaaalph you lost that argument so badly
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Post by Spawn on Feb 24, 2007 11:23:13 GMT
Pfft, but considering how many times I've beat you in like every other argument, I think I can stomach one loss. Me "I need a Wii" Woolworths person "Sorry, there aren't any toilets in here" I can't believe someone made that joke
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Post by The Director on Feb 24, 2007 11:54:19 GMT
It's too easy, like shooting fish in a barrel
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Post by Aulius on Feb 24, 2007 17:48:05 GMT
Have you actually tried shooting fish in a barrel?
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Post by StellaNero on Feb 24, 2007 17:57:22 GMT
Have you even tried proper shooting, in fact, Tom?
And for another life quote, my thing which is below my picture... thing: "What doesn't kill you can only make you stranger" [By some guy who knows Jhonen Vasquez, who made up Squee! and JTHM].
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Post by The Director on Feb 24, 2007 19:28:51 GMT
IT WAS A FUCKING QUOTE! GROW UP PEOPLE!
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Post by trugamer on Feb 24, 2007 23:21:48 GMT
According to my American friend online. he says shooting isn't bad, It's just shooting people.
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Post by Ceri on Feb 25, 2007 10:47:37 GMT
Ceri [on skiing in France]: How do you spell 'novice' in French? I want to embroid it into the back of my ski jacket.
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Post by Phoenix on Mar 16, 2007 20:32:46 GMT
On the train: friend: *singing with her eyes closed* To the left, to the left... *dances to the right*
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Post by Spawn on Mar 16, 2007 20:37:45 GMT
Alex to me: I'm sure you have a huge wang Me: No!...wait hang on, I mean yes
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Post by StellaNero on Mar 16, 2007 20:42:54 GMT
[Something along the lines of this...]
Patches: Is fourth base when you touch a guys cock? Woofy: No, fourth base for YOU, would be making eye contact with a girl.
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Post by Ceri on Mar 16, 2007 21:15:05 GMT
Ten seconds ago, in relation to my bee incident: Dad: How's your bee? Ceri: It's...beeing.
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Post by Skyrider on Mar 16, 2007 23:23:55 GMT
Alex to me: I'm sure you have a huge wang Me: No!...wait hang on, I mean yes When did I say that?!?!!?!?!?!?!!!!!?!
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Post by Spawn on Mar 16, 2007 23:25:47 GMT
Not you, another Alex.
Mike: Ralph's always been the straight guy around me, he's the one who always tells me to shut up. Me: I'm not straight
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Post by Skyrider on Mar 17, 2007 0:01:36 GMT
XD LOL! Do you EVER think before you open your mouth Ralph? OK here's a classic quote for you (I know its from FG but i regularly say it anyway) Me: High Five! *High five* Alright!
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Post by adzi on Mar 17, 2007 0:51:27 GMT
After the red 6 at college: Me: I feel so charitable right now Mark: Yeah, i can carry on killing kittens and masturbating for the rest of the year now without feeling guilty.
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Post by jenn0 on Mar 17, 2007 10:54:54 GMT
i didnt say masturbating, i said running down small children. sick fuck
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Post by adzi on Mar 17, 2007 11:34:17 GMT
oh well, just my imagination then
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