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Post by Aulius on Sept 4, 2006 22:08:32 GMT
"People get hurt, its part of life" - Me about 2 hours ago
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Post by Spawn on Sept 4, 2006 22:28:43 GMT
Me: I swear I've lost it Friend: Its hanging out your pocket Me: Well bugger
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Post by Ceri on Sept 5, 2006 7:58:49 GMT
Lol
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Post by Spawn on Sept 5, 2006 16:32:43 GMT
Me:Me and my friends were sleeping together in a tent Mr Smith: Wait you were sleeping together Me: Yeah...NO!
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Post by The Director on Sept 5, 2006 16:53:06 GMT
Brilliant
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Post by Ceri on Sept 6, 2006 7:17:50 GMT
*Insert quote someone said yesterday evening...it was hilarious...*
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Post by Stanic on Sept 6, 2006 11:33:21 GMT
wot like "HA Cez has a sellotape fetish" ?
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Post by Spawn on Sept 6, 2006 14:30:14 GMT
Over MSN speaking to someone much younger then me
Me: Stupid video, it had cum in it Person: Whats cum? Me: Ummm, gtg.
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Post by [Six] on Sept 6, 2006 18:41:36 GMT
" How do you lape a resbian..." - can't remember someone at YAK.
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Post by Ceri on Sept 6, 2006 21:56:16 GMT
^^^ That's the one!! And it was me, I think...
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Post by Spawn on Sept 6, 2006 21:58:01 GMT
Lol, Yak was funny
Air head (Abigail): Where's Europe in England?
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Post by Phoenix on Sept 7, 2006 17:23:24 GMT
Mum: Want some chicken nuts for dinner? Me: Mum, you can't abbreviate 'chicken nuggets' to 'chicken nuts'...
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Post by Aulius on Sept 7, 2006 17:36:12 GMT
lmao
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Post by Ceri on Sept 15, 2006 6:34:51 GMT
[Our psychology conversation turns to who we are likely to obey]
Teacher: Ceri? Ceri: Armed robbers. ... Teacher: And why are we likely to obey these people? Ceri: Because we might get shot otherwize.
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Post by naed on Sept 15, 2006 16:42:20 GMT
Life, and everything is all about how you use what you can use, and so use what you know what to use! And kick there ass using it! that was me just before a war on red alert 2
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Post by Skyrider on Sept 15, 2006 21:12:29 GMT
"The skill of an author is not thinking up ideas, its getting them down on paper."
I SAID THAT! ME! ITS MY QUOTE! ME!
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Post by Ceri on Sept 15, 2006 22:35:50 GMT
^^ Nice one
Theoden: What would you have me do? Aragorn: Make love to me.
^^ That was me...maybe you have to watch TTT with me for it to make sense
Customer: Do you sell guns or chainsaws? Ceri: Not if you're under eighteen.
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Post by The Director on Sept 17, 2006 12:04:08 GMT
You have to wonder why someone thought Woolworths sold guns/chainsaws?
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Post by Ceri on Sept 17, 2006 12:11:14 GMT
He was joking. It was Patches, complaining about his prefect form. Otherwise I would have been quite alarmed as well.
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Post by trip on Sept 18, 2006 18:44:43 GMT
the famous Michael Dray quote from on msn a while back MD: so Fi have you got another boyfriend yet? me: why do you care? MD: it's nothing to me Fi I've got one of my own and the second mike dray famous quote hey fi my bunk mate is well hard (pause) he had sex with a girl
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Post by Ceri on Sept 18, 2006 20:56:01 GMT
'Nebula (upon meeting Tom 'the gay boy' Curtress for the first time): So, I hear you're gay.
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Post by Stanic on Sept 19, 2006 17:02:50 GMT
a mate of my brother (Nathan) on stage at the FPY pantomime production of Cinderella
Nathan: Oi come on you lot, wake up, wake up! Orchestra: we're sleepy! Nathan: Yeah you've got Dumpy and Gropey down there aswell (slow build then ridiculous amounts of laughter)
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Post by Ceri on Sept 19, 2006 17:09:24 GMT
lol
My English Tutor: If you can kick it, it's probably a noun. You can kick a desk, it's a concrete noun. You can kick George Bush, he's a proper noun. Though I wouldn't advise it. All the security and all.
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Post by trip on Sept 19, 2006 17:25:06 GMT
the best one is from the bench today: my fair lord mordey do not be tempted by the fould horse laddy.
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Post by x-Lateral_Delusion-x on Sept 19, 2006 18:23:03 GMT
the famous Michael Dray quote from on msn a while back MD: so Fi have you got another boyfriend yet? me: why do you care? MD: it's nothing to me Fi I've got one of my own and the second mike dray famous quote hey fi my bunk mate is well hard (pause) he had sex with a girl it was "he had sex in the navy" acctually
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Post by trip on Sept 19, 2006 19:08:39 GMT
well how should i know, it's a long time ago.
this was last week, for those who dont care or know the uganden head of our link school came over. during his tour they walked past forest at break from the field.
sombody: "hey isnt that uganden guy poiting out your dent to mrs stevens" me: nah *turns around* "oh shit mrs stevens has seen the dent! fuck!"
[glow=green,2,300]oh yeh chris you and me have got to sign the dent in my final term!!!![/glow]
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Post by The Director on Sept 20, 2006 15:14:01 GMT
^ THAT WAS ME!!!!!
Absolutely hillarious at the time
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Post by trip on Sept 20, 2006 17:26:41 GMT
For the oficial record freddy slator did it
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Post by Ceri on Sept 20, 2006 18:13:56 GMT
lol
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Post by Stanic on Sept 22, 2006 22:45:09 GMT
we shud sign it by our ravenstar names lol
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