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Post by Spawn on Apr 5, 2007 22:09:55 GMT
Okay, got some quotes.
Ralph: "I wonder where Mary put my trousers"
Ralph: "I love to suck things because my parents never let me growing up"
(I had no idea about the dual meanings of either of those till I'd finnish saying them)
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 6, 2007 18:03:19 GMT
Just on one of those narration things before a show starts on TV: " Now, if you're scared of heights, don't book a flight! Here's Airline!"
Uh?
Now there's some stressy woman who was looking at the wrong screen for half an hour and is crying 'cos she missed her flight and is blaming the customer services, ehhhhh?
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Post by Ceri on Apr 6, 2007 20:04:21 GMT
Yep, good old customers.... *sighs*
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 7, 2007 21:48:51 GMT
Noooo. The customer is always right. :]
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrahhhrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh.
[Yet, refunds are near impossible at Argos 'cos they claim "you didn't buy it here, you can't refund it here,"- WHY?? IT'S THE SAME SHOP, JUST IN A DIFFERENT PLACE- I DON'T GET IT >.<- Someone maybe please explain this one to me? I AM THE CUSTOMER: I AM ALWAYS RIGHT xD And that's why we should refute the reasonings to pay :] ]
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Post by Spawn on Apr 7, 2007 21:57:00 GMT
Tasj: "Yeah he's gay since the guy he's going out with is male"
(sorry, hope you don't mind me putting that up there)
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 7, 2007 22:52:46 GMT
Looking through Friedrich Nietzche quotes [seriously have nothing better to do] [and I know we're only really meant to post quotes about our/ people around us' actual lives, but they amused me, and they are kinda like good life quotes, in some... way... or another... www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/f/friedrich_nietzsche.htmlSome examples [to while away a few minutes for me] [to save you from actually clicking the link if you're not that bothered.]: -A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. -A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation. -Of all that is written, I love only what a person has written with his own blood. -Not when truth is dirty, but when it is shallow, does the enlightened man dislike to wade into its waters. -In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play. [heehee] -In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. -Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day. And finally...: -Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings. [D'aww] And the good ol' one: -That which does not kill us makes us stronger. [Stranger actually, in my books xD] EDIT: -Distrust everyone in whom the impulse to punish is powerful! IT'S MRS STEVENS ALL OVER!
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Post by Ahelos on Apr 8, 2007 9:54:29 GMT
Tasj: "Yeah he's gay since the guy he's going out with is male" (sorry, hope you don't mind me putting that up there) haha - its cool
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 8, 2007 20:32:53 GMT
Beating Ben in the race to quote from this convo:
Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: You seem happier lately. Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: it frightens me.
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Post by [Six] on Apr 8, 2007 20:34:43 GMT
Following on the conversation: †--[--I'm Killing Your World Outside ~ The Walls You Have Fortified ~ Are Crumbling Down With Your Self-Pride--]--† says: why should it frigthen you? -scales the wall and rolls eyes to back of head-
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 8, 2007 20:50:39 GMT
Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: Watch 300 Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: its amazing. Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: It has rape and 300 men in tight leather underwear. Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: AND A STORYLINE Six [here in the darkness, I know myself, can't break free until I let it go] says: How much better could a film get.
I already watched it though :] [But he rudely went offline before I could point this out.] -Wanted to lick the screen-
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Post by Aulius on Apr 8, 2007 20:58:19 GMT
This is someones drug experience infront of a PC:
Person: I was just looking at my keyboard while the dose was playing in me, and the keyboard seemed to get smaller when i got my head longer away. But bigger when I looked closer. this stuff is weird
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 8, 2007 21:02:03 GMT
Lmao. xD What were they taking exactly? The -convinceyourselfyouresomethingyourenot- kinda drug? Paracetemol?
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Post by Aulius on Apr 8, 2007 21:04:05 GMT
I dunno didnt say
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 8, 2007 21:19:05 GMT
Okay, a little background history before this: Just over two years ago I was a very troubled teen who resorted to Satnism, did some things, got involved with all the wrong people, etc. ended up suicidal kinda thing, rock bottom, jaaa... anyway, insulted this guy on MSN Spaces for the sake of him being Christian and he somehow managed to get my email address so we were talking, and he convinced me Satanism was bad and all this and kinda reformed me: This guy is John. Two years pass and I'm back to following the life rules of Satanism [the statements, rules, and sins], 'cept as a Satanic Athiest, and he's getting a little exasperated, I haven't talked to him in a few weeks till just now:
†--[--I'm Killing Your World Outside ~ The Walls You Have Fortified ~ Are Crumbling Down With Your Self-Pride--]--† says: -POKE- guess what i found [and hey btw] john. says: hey john. says: wat u find? john. says: lol †--[--I'm Killing Your World Outside ~ The Walls You Have Fortified ~ Are Crumbling Down With Your Self-Pride--]--† says: 'The Satanic Rituals: Companion to The Satanic Bible: Anton Szandor LaVey' †--[--I'm Killing Your World Outside ~ The Walls You Have Fortified ~ Are Crumbling Down With Your Self-Pride--]--† says: -proud of self- †--[--I'm Killing Your World Outside ~ The Walls You Have Fortified ~ Are Crumbling Down With Your Self-Pride--]--† says: lol †--[--I'm Killing Your World Outside ~ The Walls You Have Fortified ~ Are Crumbling Down With Your Self-Pride--]--† says: [and btw, actually bought it, have it infront of me- i should go into bookshops and by fluke look up to the top shelf more often ]
He still hasn't replied back yet :] It's been 15 minutes xD
Shifty smiley has not proved to make him budge... -shuffles away-
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Post by Aulius on Apr 8, 2007 21:36:03 GMT
Always fun to disturb the christians.
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Post by БadБoykevin on Apr 8, 2007 22:12:06 GMT
Seems like your Satanism fascination is a bit too much for him!
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 9, 2007 8:20:27 GMT
Always has been xD He used to say he was sent to me by God and all that, made me laugh :]
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Post by БadБoykevin on Apr 9, 2007 10:01:36 GMT
Lol, why? To save you from the evil of satan?
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 9, 2007 20:24:06 GMT
Exactly actually.
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Post by БadБoykevin on Apr 9, 2007 21:48:37 GMT
*Oh the pointlessness of his efforts overwhelms me*
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 10, 2007 6:52:19 GMT
Ha. Too true, too true. Satanism makes far too much sense to me, so I rather not abandon it for his Christianity where they follow ridiculous stories about some zombie guy.
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Post by БadБoykevin on Apr 10, 2007 9:55:14 GMT
I like it how you refer to Jesus as a zombie guy. I guess it's true though. He did rise from the dead.
*wonders if anyone in this forum is Christian*
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Post by Vinnie on Apr 10, 2007 10:05:32 GMT
Meh, if they are, no-ones forcing them to read this thread.
And Tara (just to spark off a discussion) what do you say to the fact that, for Satan to exist in the manner in which you regard him, surely there must be a god as well, for universal balance and all that?
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Post by Skyrider on Apr 10, 2007 10:07:08 GMT
In relation to this: "SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!"
Ah gotta luv Proffesor Farnsworth...
however in answer to Kevins question: No I'm not Christian, but I am Bahai.
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Post by БadБoykevin on Apr 10, 2007 10:09:53 GMT
*Hopes noone is offended*
It would make sense for there to be a god too, for "universal balance"
*waits for Tara to respond*
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Post by Vinnie on Apr 10, 2007 10:24:05 GMT
*will be waiting a while*
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Post by StellaNero on Apr 10, 2007 11:32:11 GMT
Satan is man. It's in us all kinda thing, like in spirit, I don't have to beleive there is a God or an afterlife, it's perfectly acceptable for me to call myself a Satanic Athiest- as I do. God is complete fiction to me: something weak people choose to believe in to help them cope with life. Which is twisted really. Satanism's all about the innerstrength, not about the strength you get from some ficitional gawd, all about personal perseverance, etc.
Maybe this discussion should be moved to a separate thread if it's actually going to carry on? In case it is insulting anyone Christian on here, and it's a bit unfair to have it where they expect to go for a laugh xD They can avoid it otherwise. ?
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Post by Vinnie on Apr 11, 2007 8:32:07 GMT
Yarp, fair enough.
Will, in a txt inviting me to go to the woods: 'I got a strange feeling i want to burn shit, lol.'
it's the best i could come up with.
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Post by Spawn on Apr 11, 2007 8:33:44 GMT
Me: "I've seen many men play with there spears"
I was trying to say I've seen a lot of action movie , but it I think she got the wrong message.
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Post by Vinnie on Apr 11, 2007 12:34:00 GMT
My brother: I laid a wall last week.
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